Brag: I Had The Cyber Sex

Me: Hai
Her: Hi
Me: I'm taking your hand
Her: Yeah
Me: I'm pulling you...
Me: Towards the door
Me: Lets go for a nice walk it's such a great day!
Me: We walk through the park
Me: It's pretty hot so I take my scarf off and ask you to carry it
Her: ??
Me: I buy a burger
Me: I don't offer to buy you one because I only got enough money for 1
Me: But I let you bite it
Me: Then we go back to my place
Me: And we watch 2012
Me: Cam copy
Me: On my laptop
Me: I'd better ring your moms
Me: It's getting late
Me: Good night

Tremendous sexual experience imo.