I Haiku

In this post I haiku.

I once was engaged
Then I broke it off with her
She was a big whore

I loved her very much
But her youth made it not work
I left for Denver

She was very upset
I ended the engagement
Ended via the phone

She was very upset
Ran off to swim in water
She fell on penis

The end.

I found this very therapeutic. Didn't you?