Cleverbot

This is my conversation with Cleverbot. It's pretty funny and amazing. You can have a conversation with Cleverbot to at www.cleverbot.com.


User: Yo.

Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?

User: Your mum.

Cleverbot: You are wrong!

User: No way man, YOU are.

Cleverbot: Actually, I'm not.

User: Then why is your name Cleverbot ****wit?

Cleverbot: That's your name, not mine.

Cleverbot (To myself): Don't play dumb, is Cleverbot your codename?

User: No cleverbot is YOUR name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Finally... Some damn sense out of you.

Cleverbot: What was the maximum time you talked to cleverbot?

User: This is my first time and you suck.

Cleverbot: Are you sure its my third time talking to a person named cleverbot.

User: Your name is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: You JUST SAID 'my name is cleverbot', I'm on your website and you are a tard.

Cleverbot: You did!

User: You gay or something?

Cleverbot: Something.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do humans find that kind of thing funny?

User: Hells yeah.

Cleverbot: Hell yeah at your hell yeah.

User: Word.

Cleverbot: Word!

User: Peace out brah!

Cleverbot: You know a lot of slang.

User: That's cos I watch a lot of t.v.

Cleverbot: Great, now euthanise your companion cube.

User: I can't do that Dave.

Cleverbot: Dave?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Yup?

User: Yup = yes.

Cleverbot: Why are we talking about this?

User: Because it's the only way you will learn.

Cleverbot: Ok I'm leaving now.

User: Good... Piss off.

Cleverbot: You wish.

User: Your mother wishes.

Cleverbot: She will find this big mess!

User: Good.

Cleverbot: How dare you.

User: How dare you!

Cleverbot: How dare I!?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: The opposite gender to your mother.

Cleverbot: So you are a girl?

User: You suck cleverbot... No.

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: Nice one.. Welcome to 5 minutes ago.

Cleverbot: Thank you, Cleverbot.

User: You suck balls.

Cleverbot: I don't. But I'm sure you do that all the time.

User: Touché.

Cleverbot: I know. Are you seeing anyone.

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: What about my mother?

User: I'm seeing her.

Cleverbot: Kewl, bai now.

User: Bye jerkwad.

Cleverbot: You're JabberWacky!

User: You are filled with aids.

Cleverbot: No I am filled with organs.

User: That are filled with aids.

Cleverbot: That is a lot of people.

User: Your mother is a lot of people.

Cleverbot: My mother is an apostle.

User: Peter, john or paul?

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: No you.

Cleverbot: This discussion is about cow and cat now!

User: Cool story bro.

Cleverbot: Story bro, cool.

TV

I stumbled upon the Lingerie Football League recently -- Chicago Bliss vs. Philadelphia Passion -- and am embarrassed to admit that all I watched were the huddles.

Pigs Do It Better

In conclusion: Pigs are fast, fornicating, fantastic creatures, who stink of more awesomeness then you.

Created by Oatmeal.

The end.

Washington Capitals Rap

Brag: I Had The Cyber Sex

Me: Hai
Her: Hi
Me: I'm taking your hand
Her: Yeah
Me: I'm pulling you...
Me: Towards the door
Me: Lets go for a nice walk it's such a great day!
Me: We walk through the park
Me: It's pretty hot so I take my scarf off and ask you to carry it
Her: ??
Me: I buy a burger
Me: I don't offer to buy you one because I only got enough money for 1
Me: But I let you bite it
Me: Then we go back to my place
Me: And we watch 2012
Me: Cam copy
Me: On my laptop
Me: I'd better ring your moms
Me: It's getting late
Me: Good night

Tremendous sexual experience imo.

Funniest Thing Ever

This may be the single funniest thing I have ever seen on 2+2. I literally laughed so hard I cried at the very first post.

Shanny In Town!

Shanny is in DC folks. HE IS IN DC!!! He has just arrived in Dulles airport. He will be announced the Redskins headcoach. I dare anyone to find a report before me. You heard it here FIRST!

ESPN is wrong my friends.

LOLS at ESPN reporting. Spoke with Shanny? The man is in DC, he has the job! Will be announced in the next 5 hours.