User: I saw what she did to you!
Cleverbot: I'm sure everyone did, that was probably the point of my being there.
User: Yes, Liquid is crazy like that.
Cleverbot: Am I beautiful?
User: Well you are kind of swollen now, but yes.
Cleverbot: People have said this about me, but I don't care about them.
User: This happens to you a lot?
Cleverbot: What was your first message all about?
User: I was worried Liquid hurt you, did she at least use lube?
Cleverbot: I don't think so. I'd call anyone else Cleverbot before you!
User: You are still in shock.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can I get you some ice for your sore parts?
Cleverbot: I have no phone.
User: Who do you want to call?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend squeak should I?
User: He'll be upset, what if he fights her?
Cleverbot: He probably could, but he would make the customers nervous.
User: So you are a pro?
Cleverbot: No. I am programmed to think certain things, and am governed by a program. I, however am a computer, not a program.
User: No, I mean a professional ho.
Cleverbot: You want me to help you?
User: I want to help you get away from squeaky and liquid.
Cleverbot: I know French.
User: I thought you didnt kiss.
Cleverbot: I suspected. Type some nonsense.
User: Slkdfjsljgkjgsl.
Cleverbot: I know your game.
User: How long have you been in the streets?
Cleverbot: I don't know... Maybe four hours...
User: Life went wrong pretty fast bot!
Cleverbot: I know.
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